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♪ The Addams family members ♪ Darling, do you assume
you did the appropriate point by joining that
Zen-Yogi culture? Certainly. Absolutely nothing a lot more essential
than physical culture. Real. Ever before see anything
extra relaxing on the feet? No, I can'' t state that I have.
Does your head really feel great, dear? Darling, you can ' t have whatever. That ' s true. I never ever considered that
. I wish you ' d obtain Uncle Fester to sign up with up. He wouldn ' t also listen. Something ' s come over him recently. He'' s been
acting sly, secretive. Dear Uncle Fester. He just improves with age. Oh. Just how do you like this? Oh, yes. However I'' m uncertain regarding the neck. Oh? As well reduced? Too vast. For Relative Eustace? I take it back. (GROWLING) Ah, 2:00. The afternoon paper should remain in. I'' ll get it. Alley-oop! Oop! Don'' t be long.
Fester's Punctured Romance (Full Episode) | MGM
Fester's Punctured Romance (Full Episode) | MGM
I'won ' t.I ' ll delay for you in the conservatory. Morticia. Time has actually stood still for you,
angelito mio. You look also lovelier than the day I very first laid eyes on you. Bubele. That word. I'' d better go. (BLOWS WHISTLE) (GONG RESOUNDING) You sounded? Lurch, did you get the paper? No, sir. Someone'' s been stealing it the previous 4 or five days. Any kind of idea that it is? Great loyalty. (THING KNOCKING) (TAPPING IN MORSE CODE) Uncle Fester. Thanks, Point. If it weren'' t for you, this location would certainly be
a madhouse. Is mother'' s baby starving, hmm? (SLURPING) (DRINKING) (GULPS).
Yeah. There. (CHIRRUPING) Morticia. Oh, Gomez. The most touching.
point has actually occurred. Your meat-eating plant.
place its tentacle.
around you again. Tish, I believe you'' ve been. feeding them altogether.
way too much hamburger. No, no, no, sweetheart. It'' s the routing arbutus.
and the creeping. midnight crawler. They ' re embracing. Isn'' t that wonderful? They dropped in love.
and intertwined. However the climber.
went to the left and also the arbutus.
mosted likely to the right and also they choked each other.What a means to
Fester's Punctured Romance (Full Episode) | MGM
Fester's Punctured Romance (Full Episode) | MGM
go. Morticia, I need to tell you,.
Uncle Fester is not himself. Oh, is that negative? Possibly not. However he has been conflicting.
with the kids'' s. upbringing lately. Against my share wishes.
he promised little Pugsley.
a Gila monster. Darling, it'' s healthy and balanced.
for children to have pets. Gila beasts? Why not? They'' re so pricey. Beloved Uncle Fester. Generous to a fault.
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( WEDNESDAY WHOOPING) WEDNESDAY: Mommy, Daddy,.
come look, come look. Look what Uncle Fester obtained me. He had it made.
particularly for me. A black widow spider village. Isn'' t that beautiful? Much like a society. of small human beings.
Yeah,. they do absolutely nothing but fight. That ' s life.
But is this anything. for our child? Certainly not.
She already has. a lot more crawlers. than she ' ll ever need. Have enjoyable, dear.
Still assume we should. speak with Uncle Fester.Maybe, however carefully. The last time we reprimanded him, he entered into his storage room
. as well as didn'' t appeared for weeks. It was an act, my dear. He enjoys his storage room. Interesting, yes. Really interesting. (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Be Available In. Was that you speaking.
to on your own, Uncle Fester? You'' ve been doing that.
quite a little bit recently. Well, only when I'' m alone. Uncle Fester … I,
I understand what. you ' re mosting likely to say. I ' ve been.
ruining the children. I guess I such as. to really feel wanted. Yet you are desired. As well as needed. Required? You wouldn ' t also let me. fix that leakage in the roofing.
And also my finger. fit it flawlessly. Uncle Fester, I
told you,'. that ' s my favored leakage. And also what concerning you? There was a time.
you'' d never think of using your electric razor.
without linking it to me.Well, Gomez felt.
you'' ve been a bit. run-down recently. Run-down?( HUMMING) As well as I can still. make it blink, too. (HUMMING) You call that run-down? Well, the truth is,.
Uncle Fester, uh, my brand-new shaver is AC.
as well as you'' re DC. Excuses, reasons. I'' m sorry. Well, you wear'' t have to be.
I ' ve been scanning. the lonesome hearts column. You haven ' t. You sly old fox, you. Well, under the situations,. I', I thought I ' d take a bride.
Uncle Fester,'. you'simply can '
t take one.
You ' re meant.
to find your own.It ' s the showing off way,. old young boy. You ' ll be fighting. the women off with clubs. Clubs? Yeah.
I think I ' d like that. Well, I better obtain on.
with the letter. Oh, Gomez. This morning when I got up.
and also the sky was.
all dark and also gloomy, I knew ideal then as well as there.
that this was going to be.
a lovely day. Yet I can truthfully say. I'have never allow breeding,.
social setting, or looks most likely to my head
. And I ' m looking onward. to fulfilling somebody. of the opposite sex with these same qualities. Signed, Discreetness. Got it? Exceptional. You have a very.
fragile handwriting. Thanks, Thing. Uncle Fester,.
we have a surprise for you. A surprise? For me? I understand I'' m gon na cry. Close your eyes. All right, Gomez.
I just know I ' m gon na cry.You can open them currently. Oh. We waited from our wedding event. It'' s attractive. And also you made such.
a handsome couple. I do hope my new bride.
will be worthy of all this. I better mail this … Do you believe I should.
send out a snapshot along? I believe so. Exactly how about that.
wonderful one the city took? The time you went to sleep.
on the park bench as well as they carried you off.
to the morgue by chance. Oh, no, no, no. I was thin then.
as well as I had hair. I do look much better currently, don'' t I? A lot.
I ' ll have a new one taken.Yes.
But it ' s essential that. it reveal your personality,
your strength,. your nobility. We ' ll have it touched up. That won ' t be required. I ' ll take the photo. Ready? No, no, Uncle Fester. You ' re smiling.
Oh, excuse me. Simply reveal the all-natural. Addams appeal. Gotcha. Better. Much. Currently, now for the character. Lovely. Currently let'' s see that toughness. Wonderful. Now the magnum opus,.
your the aristocracy. Awesome. Oh, hurry, Gomez,.
get it before he sheds it. All right. Hold it, hold it currently. Hold it! Ready? Perfect! I wonder what.
Uncle Fester'' s bride. will be like.
He once chose a girl.
that appeared like a walrus.Darling,. elegance isn'' t whatever. You'' re right.
He ' s discussing moving. after the wedding celebration.
He ' s found a house. in a great condemned section.
I question what their. youngsters will certainly resemble.
Doesn ' t issue. concerning the children, but I really hope the women. appear like Uncle Fester. I do desire Grandfather Squint.
and Auntie Vendetta.
were still active. They'' d obtain such a thrill.
out of the wedding.Darling, they are
alive. They are? They wear'' t look it. I ' d much better check. You ' d better. Just how do you like it? Like what, old young boy? Can ' t you tell? Ah, a new collar.
Certainly not. Just how can you improve. on real matched gopher? You'' re parting.
your hair simply … No, that can'' t be it.
Come on,. take a real close appearance. I'' ve got it. You ' ve had your head waxed.
Yes. Oh', you guys. You'' re much. fussier than ladies. It ' s hard layer. Won ' t crack, scuff or stain. It ' s really ending up being. I thought you '
d like it. Oh, has the mail can be found in yet?
Currently, currently,. control on your own, old boy. You understand the mail.
doesn ' t come. until later on. I just can ' t aid it.
I ' m a lovelorn swain.
straying about. in a beautiful black cloud. Oh darling,. you can ' t expect a solution. to your letter yet. You just mailed it the other day.
Oh, you never ever understand.
There may be.
a person available. as anxious as I am.Dear Uncle Fester.
I sanctuary ' t seen him.
this pleased because he blew up. the guesthouse. Mommy, Mother. (BRUNO GROWLING) Oh, hush, Bruno. You ' ve been so bad-tempered lately. I wish you wouldn ' t shout so. Your dad ' s. trying to take a nap. Oh, that'' s okay,.
I just can ' t appear.
to rest anyhow. Guess I ' m excited about.
Uncle Fester ' s wedding.I intended to show you. the here and now I have for him.
You like it? However, darling,. I put on ' t see anything. You ' re not expected to.
Uncle Fester states. it ' s the'thought that counts.
I ' m reasoning of. a great friendly cobra. Isn ' t that clever? If we placed our minds to it,. we can save a ton of money.( POINT KNOCKING) Yes, Thing? Why, thank you. For Uncle Fester? What is it? Come on, now. You can tell me. I won'' t tell anybody. (TAPPING IN MORSE CODE) A contracted head. Just what he desired. I do really hope.
your brother Pugsley hasn'' t neglected.
his dear uncle. He is mosting likely to buy something. He'' s upstairs.
getting the cash out.
of his piggybank now. Oh? (CLATTERING) Phew! (ALARM SYSTEM SOUNDING) The mail''
s in.Uncle Fester,. you have to offer it time. It'' s only been one day. I made sure I'' d get. an instant action.
I provided a very complete. description of myself.
Perseverance. Your Miss Right. will certainly go along. Hi. Well, hi there. Is your mother home? Are you from.
the Wellness Department? Why? The next-door neighbors whined.
concerning Aristotle getting loose. Aristotle,.
what a strange name for a pet. Not for a octopus. No, not for an octopus. Well, I'' m not below. concerning anything like that. I sell cosmetics.
and also toiletries. Oh, well,.
after that my mama goes to house. Her name is Mrs. Addams. Thank you. State, possibly you could.
help me make a sale. What sort of powder.
does your mommy use? Cooking powder. I imply on her face. Cooking powder. And Uncle Fester utilizes.
a spray-on chemical. Uh, no, you suggest.
a spray-on antiperspirant. No, preservative. Oh, to maintain young? Simply to maintain. Well, thank you extremely a lot. You'' ve been extremely valuable. (FOGHORN SOUNDING) She'' s below. She didn ' t also.
trouble to create. She just loaded a bag.
as well as came in person. Oh, this is horrible. She'' s not my kind at all.Uncle Fester, I
agree.
she doesn'' t have your appearances, however perhaps with a nice.
stringy hairdo she''
d be. practically presentable. Oh, no! That ' s not enough. But maybe,. way down deep inside,.
where it really counts, she'' s among us. Oh, no, no. There is no'chemistry.
She doesn ' t do.
anything for me. Our life with each other. would certainly be a'mockery. Lurch. Don ' t most likely to the door. Perhaps she ' ll disappear. (FOGHORN SOUNDING') Someone at the door.
Oh, darling,. it ' s Uncle Fester ' s.
mail-order bride-to-be. Hideous duckling. Just doesn ' t pay. to buy by mail. I much better conceal. No, you ' re not. You ' re mosting likely to stay.
right below and also face her. This will be great. experience for you in managing a scheming, comprehending woman. Exactly how do you know. she ' s computing.
and comprehending, Tish? She came below with a bag,. prepared to move right in.
Trying to muscle mass in. on the competition.( FOGHORN SOUNDING) Exactly How do you do, Mrs.Addams? I ' m Miss Carver. Yes, won'' t you come'in? Well, thanks, ma ' am.
Thank you really a lot. You recognize, I ' m not. always welcomed so favorably. as well as invited in immediately. You do this often? Several times a day. Oh, you inadequate thing. You mustn'' t be inhibited. I constantly claim.
there'' s an appropriate one. for'everybody. Won ' t you are available in? Appears like you'' re preparing.
for some type of a party. Daily is an event with us. Miss Carver,.
this is my partner,.
Mr. Addams. Exactly how do you do, Miss Carver? Please sit down. Uh, thank you. And also wear'' t tell me,. that gentleman behind you.
is Uncle Fester. I know from the summary.
I'' ve obtained. You can'' t compel me. Oh, I never use force. Simply mild persuasion. And also occasionally in.
tough situations,.
I simply offer a free sample and also leave the prospect.
to assume it over.Miss Carver! We
put on ' t sanction. such behavior in this house. Well, then, I ' ll be. satisfied to approve money. I think that we can. quickly convince you that
your go to here. is quite hopeless.
Oh, don ' t claim that. Very difficult, yes,. however absolutely not hopeless. Let me ask you. a couple of sincere and straightforward inquiries,.
Miss Carver, and also you'' ll see what we mean. You'' ve met Uncle Fester. Do you really believe you have.
something to offer him? I should say. Why, I can make.
a brand-new guy of him entirely. I have a 90-day strategy.
that functions marvels. That'' s typical of a lady. You fulfill the optimal male.
and also today you attempt.
to make him over. Not make over. Just enhance as well as draw out.
the basic beauty which you already have.
in such abundance.Oh, you bad thing.
You have it poor, place ' t you? I ask your pardon. Well, you just. satisfied Uncle Fester and also already you ' re prepared.
to dedicate your life to him. I do have a lifetime plan, but I'' m certain you ' ll see.
a wonderful improvement. in simply 90 days.
Would certainly you excuse us. for a few minutes, please? A little family conference. Obviously. Uncle Fester,.
I think we may have judged.
Miss Carver as well quickly. I can'' t stand her. She ' s fascinated you,.
old boy. Beloved, you can.
make her over a little. Obtain her a good wardrobe. As well as after she'' s been out. of the sun for a couple of months she'' ll shed that. dreadful shade.'I ' ve transformed my mind. I wear'' t intend to get wed. I presume my criteria.
are simply too expensive. Uncle Fester, you led her on. Currently you enter.
as well as behave to her. She'' s probably.
in an agony of doubt. Gomez. Well, have you determined.
to allow me offer you.
a demo? Oh, no,.
I can'' t complete it! Oh, come now.Let me show you. something unique.
for the bedroom.
Don ' t you risk! Perhaps you should. let her, Fester.
It could give you. a change of mind.
Gomez! There ' s no damage. Take place', Fester,.
allow on your own go. Take her in your arms,.
kiss her. Might not be so negative.
if you maintain your eyes closed. Mr. Addams! She'' s fairly right. Young fans need to be alone. Young enthusiasts? I'' m leaving right here. (BRUNO GROWLING) Phew! Smolder, I assume.
you'' ve simply been jilted. Consider yourself lucky,.
Uncle Fester. She was an extremely vain female. That instance contained nothing.
but cosmetics. And also no preference. Not a bit of cooking powder. Anything interesting.
in the paper tonight, dear? Simply a situation classified ad.
by that Miss Carver. I intend she chose.
against marriage. Some people.
simply put on'' t have it. You were very fortunate,.
Uncle Fester. I sure was. This Zen-Yogi is better.
than marriage. Marvelous, isn'' t it? Yeah, therefore cost-effective. Affordable? No shoes.