"Russians" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous
"Russians" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous
"Russians" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous
Now you grew up in Poland, when did you move to Canada? In …’ 82.’ 82, so when you grew up in Poland, uh…were you learning … were they speaking Russian back then? I must be given to take … You must be given to take Russian, right? Yeah, I knew that, right? So you speak Russian or know what this is to a degree? Yeah, I only learned how to say’ how are you ?’ in Russian, that’s why. You know how to say “how are you’ in Russian, Vince?’ Cock dealer ‘.()( Audience laughs)( Chuckles) Yes, I blaspheme! There’s a Russian person watching..He departs,’ Hey, cock peddler !’ I go,’ Heyeyeyey, subject. I don’t give a shit if you’re a blackjack pusher, alright? Come around here offering me and all that. If you find’ Vag dealer ‘, refer her over !’ I like listening to people speak Russian. You ever heard parties speak Russian? It’s amazing. They just sound like they’re talking downwards the whole time. Vladimir( Imitates Russian)( Presenting Russel Peters, the only one who can offset speaking backwards funny)( Or perhaps he’s just speaking nonsensical .) … Blyat! That’s a real swear word in Russian,’ Blyat !’ It’s almost like they didn’t have a swear word and some guy drank too much vodka one night.’Boris, How do “youre feeling” ?” Blyat !” It feels “Blyat! “‘ Are there any Russian parties now? Alright, where are ya? You Russian, bro? What’s your name? What, Anand? Omar … … Jamal … Where’s your … Where’re you from, Anand? Your mothers are from … Uzbekistan, oh yeah, that stimulates more sense, yeah. Okay, so yeah, you’re … you’re Russian. You speak Russian? Nice. Well, maybe you are eligible to clear this up for me. Last summertime, I had to do some plumbing work on my house in Los Angeles, and I hired these two Russian plumbers. Great chaps. First, let me just say this. They were great chaps, they were reasonably priced, they were on time, they were tidy …… they did good work, and they never gave me any problems, they only submissive … But … Every daytime when they would come to work, they would call me by my last name, and then giggle like little kids. Good morning, Mr. Peter Hueueueueueueueueueueueueueue I’m like,’ It’s Peters. Mr. Peters .” Okay, PETER !’ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA’ You know, why dont you simply call me Russell ?” Okay, Russell PETER !’ AHAHAHAHAHAHA And I’m like,’ What the fuck are they laughing at ?’ So I announced one of my Russian friends. I’m like,’ Yo, every day these people come to the house, they announce me by my last name and then they titter .” What are they saying ?” Mr.PETER .’ And then he was like,’ Hahahahahahahahaha !” That’s messed up serviceman .’ I go,’ Why ?” Yeah, your last name, in Russian, it entails “faggot” .” Like, do you signify homosexual ?” No .” Homosexual ?” No, faggot !” Mr. PETER …’ HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE Seems your pipings are blocked my schedule chip ….. PETER !’ HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE.
"Russians" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous
"Russians" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous
"Russians" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous
"Russians" | Russell Peters - Almost Famous