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KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK. DAD ALERT, PAPA ALERT.
[COPYING ALARM SYSTEM] HI, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR
REST OVER. I PUT ON'' T NEED TO SINGLE ANY PERSON
OUT OR EMBARRASS ANYONE. BUT SOMETHING OCCURRED UPSTAIRS.
>> > > THE PIZZA CAME? >> > > NO, NO'. IT ' S A LITTLE DIFFERENT. IT'' S TOUGH TO TALK ABOUT. BUT AS A MOMS AND DAD I RELY ON COMMON RESPECT. SO WE'' LL SIMPLY TALK AS ADULTS. OK? > > O.K.. IT RESEMBLES SOMEONE ATTEMPTED TO FLUSH A SANITARY NAPKIN, PAD, KIND OF A BIG ONE, IN OUR UPSTAIRS BATHROOM. >> > > DAD, WHOA! IS THE BATHROOM BROKEN? >> > > IT IS. THE PAD OBTAINED STUCK. WE DON'' T HAVE A PLUNGER IN THERE. SO I THINK WHOEVER TRIED TO
FLUSH IT UTILIZED THE TOILET TISSUE STAND TO TRY TO SHOVE IT DOWN. AS WELL AS THEN THEY PUT IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAPER TO TYPE OF BLANKET IT WHICH MADE IT OVER CIRCULATION PRETTY POOR.
>> > > OH, NO >>. > > YEAH, AFTER THAT I BELIEVE THEY TRIED TO DUCT TAPE IT SHUT. IT CAUSED WATER TO KIND OF BLOW UP UP FROM IT RIGHT INTO THE LIGHT SOCKET WHICH CAUSED AN ELECTRIC SHOCK.HEY, WHERE
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' S MEGHAN?
>> > > I PUT ON ' T KNOW. SHE WENT UPSTAIRS LIKE AN HOUR AGO. >> > > HI, MEGHAN
>>. > > I WAS SIMPLY HAVING A TALK WITH THE WOMEN, SINCE A PERSON TRIED TO FLUSH A PAD AS WELL AS BROKE THE BATHROOM.
>> > > WOW! THAT ' S SICK. WHOEVER DID THAT, THAT'' S QUITE SICK. I'' M GOING TO VISIT >> BED. > > NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, WE ' RE SIMPLY GOING TO STAY AND ALSO ATTEMPT TO ASSEMBLE WHAT
OCCURRED. >> > > WELL, THAT STINKS. ANYONE WHO DID THAT, THAT'' S A SECRET. WE GOT TO OBTAIN MARK HARMON IN HERE TO FIGURE THIS OUT. FROM “” NCIS.” >>” > > WELL,'I ' M JUST WISHING AMONG YOU WILL COME AHEAD? >> > WELL, IT'' S NOT ME, YOU KNOW? I CAN ' T WEAR PADS ' CAUSE I DO> LITTLE THONGS. > > O.K., NO, WE'DON ' T NEED ALL THE INFORMATION.
>> > > YEP, YEP,'I ' M TAMPONS.IT ' S EASY. YOU LUBE THEM UP, STRING FIRST DOWN THE GULLET.
>> > > YOU DON ' T HAVE TO VERIFY IT. >> > > YES, YOU UNDERSTAND, I '
M NO MARK HARMON. BUT I THINK IT WAS PROBABLY STEPHANIE. SHE GOT BIG BOOBS, SO SHE PROBABLY USES BIG PADS. >> > > NO, I DON ' T.
>> > > OK, LET ' S NOT IMPLICATE INDIVIDUALS. IT APPEARS LIKE THEY ATTEMPTED TO SOAK UP THE WATER WITH EVERYBODY'' S. COATS. AFTER THAT THEY TRIED TO NAIL THE.
WASHROOM DOOR SHUT AS WELL AS REPAINT OVER THE DOORKNOB SO KNOW ONE.
KNEW IT WAS A DOOR. >> > > OH, THAT SEEMS BRILLIANT TO ME.
>> > > DID THAT WORK? >> > > NO. AND AFTERWARDS THEY WENT ON MY DESKTOP COMPUTER TO TRY TO ORDER A NEW COMMODE ON.
AMAZON.COM PRIME.
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>> > > AFTER THAT THEY G-CHATTED A PERSON.
NAMED “” MEGHAN''” S MOM” AS WELL AS SAID, “” IT TOOK PLACE ONCE AGAIN. MUCH LIKE IN CHURCH BUT WORSE.” >>” > > LOOK, YOU GUYS, ANYONE WHO DID. THIS, JUST COME FORWARD. WE ' RE ALL GROWNUPS RIGHT HERE. EVERYONE GETS A DURATION. AND ALSO WE ALL OBTAIN IT SIMILARLY. 2 SOLID WEEKS TAPERED WITH A WEEK ON EITHER SIDE. PAINS, MEDICAL FARTS, FIERCE SEXUAL HALLUCINATIONS.
>> > > WE DEMAND MARK HARMON HONESTLY. >> > > O.K., APPEARANCE, GIRLS, BELOW ' S THE. FACT. I TALKED WITH MY INSURANCE PROVIDER. AND WE'' RE LOOKING AT $10,000 IN DAMAGES. AND I ACTUALLY REQUIRED TO BE ABLE TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT TOOK PLACE. SO ANYONE WHO DID IT, I REALLY HOPE WOULD FEELING SAFE ENOUGH TO TELL ME.
>> > > COME ON, YOU GUYS, SIMPLY INFORM THE WARM FATHER THAT YOUR DURATION.
BROKE HIS ENTIRE RESIDENCE.
>> > > MEGHAN, CONTAINER I SPEAK WITH YOU.
ALONE? >> > > HOW CONTAINER I AID?
>> > > I WISHED TO OFFER YOU A CHANCE FAR FROM EVERYONE ELSE. EXISTS ANYTHING YOU THAT WISH TO TELL ME?
>> > > I THINK WE MUST BE TOGETHER.
>> > > NO, NO, >> NO. > > I PLANNED IT OUT. THE NEXT SIX YEARS YOU BE WITH YOUR PARTNER. I MOST LIKELY TO COLLEGE AND LEARN MATTERS. AND AFTER THAT COLUMBUS DAY WEEKEND BREAK FRESHMAN YEAR, I RETURN, WE.
BANG.
>> > > NO. MEGHAN, APPEARANCE, I GIVE UP. >> > > DELAY, I HAVE TO CONFESS.
SOMETHING. I FLUSHED THE PAD. I'' M TERRIFIED OF TAMPONS. I'' M SORRY.
>> > > WAIT, I LIKEWISE PURGED A PAD. >> > > I DID TOO.
>> > > AS WELL AS I PURGED LOTS, LOTS PADS. TODAY, THE OTHER DAY, THE DAY BEFORE THAT AND ALSO DAILY FOR A WEEK.
AS WELL AS A FIFTY PERCENT. >> > > WOW! THANKS INDIVIDUALS FOR YOUR SINCERITY. >> > > MEGHAN, EXISTS ANYTHING YOU.
WANT TO SAY? >> > > NO, THERE IS NOT.
>> > > O.K., GIRLS, HAVE A GOOD TIME. I'' M CERTAIN EVERY LITTLE THING WILL BE.
OK. OK.
>> > > MANY THANKS MR. MINNIEHAM. [CRASHING]