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KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK. FATHER ALERT, FATHER ALERT.
[IMITATING ALARM SYSTEM] HI, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR
REST OVER. I WEAR'' T NEED TO SINGLE ANY PERSON
OUT OR EMBARRASS ANYONE. BUT SOMETHING OCCURRED UPSTAIRS.
>> > > THE PIZZA CAME? >> > > NO, NO'. IT ' S A LITTLE DIFFERENT. IT'' S HARD TO SPEAK ABOUT. BUT AS A MOMS AND DAD I THINK IN COMMON RESPECT. SO WE'' LL SIMPLY TALK AS ADULTS. OKAY? > > O.K.. IT RESEMBLES SOMEONE ATTEMPTED TO FLUSH A SANITARY NAPKIN, PAD, TYPE OF A BIG ONE, IN OUR UPSTAIRS WASHROOM. >> > > DAD, WHOA! IS THE TOILET BROKEN? >> > > IT IS. THE PAD GOT STUCK. WE DON'' T HAVE A BETTOR IN THERE. SO I THINK WHOEVER TRIED TO
FLUSH IT UTILIZED THE BATHROOM TISSUE STAND TO TRY TO PUSH IT DOWN. AND AFTER THAT THEY PLACE IN A LOT OF PAPER TO SORT OF COVERING IT WHICH MADE IT OVER CIRCULATION RATHER POOR.
>> > > OH, NO >>. > > YEAH, AFTER THAT I THINK THEY ATTEMPTED TO DUCT TAPE IT SHUT.IT CAUSED WATER TO TYPE OF TAKE OFF UP FROM IT INTO THE LIGHT SOCKET WHICH CREATED AN ELECTRIC SHOCK.
HI, IN WHICH ' S MEGHAN? > > I WEAR ' T KNOW. SHE WENT UPSTAIRS LIKE AN HOUR AGO. > > HI, MEGHAN. > > I WAS JUST HAVING A TALK WITH THE GIRLS, DUE TO THE FACT THAT SOMEONE TRIED TO FLUSH A PAD AND BROKE THE BATHROOM. > > WOW! THAT ' S SICK. ANYONE WHO DID THAT, THAT '
>> S PRETTY ILL. I ' M GOING TO VISIT BED.
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>> > > NO, NO, NO, NO'. NO, WE ' RE SIMPLY GOING TO STAY AS WELL AS ATTEMPT TO ITEM WITH EACH OTHER WHAT
HAPPENED. >> > > WELL, THAT STINKS. ANYONE WHO DID THAT, THAT'' S An ENIGMA. WE GOT TO GET MARK HARMON IN RIGHT HERE TO NUMBER THIS OUT. FROM “” NCIS.” >>” > > WELL,'I ' M SIMPLY WISHING AMONG YOU WILL COME FORWARD? >> > WELL, IT'' S NOT ME, YOU KNOW? I CAN ' T WEAR PADS ' CAUSE I DO> LITTLE THONGS. > > OKAY, NO, WE'DON ' T REQUIRED ALL THE DETAILS.
>> > > YEP, YEP,'I ' M TAMPONS. IT ' S EASY. YOU LUBE THEM UP, STRING FIRST DOWN THE CRAW.
>> > > YOU DON ' T NEED TO PROVE IT. >> > > YES, YOU KNOW, I '
M NO MARK HARMON. BUT I THINK IT WAS PROBABLY STEPHANIE. SHE GOT BIG BOOBS, SO SHE PROBABLY PUTS ON BIG PADS. >> > > NO, I DON ' T.
>> > > OKAY, LET ' S NOT CHARGE INDIVIDUALS. IT RESEMBLES THEY ATTEMPTED TO SOAK UP THE WATER WITH EVERY PERSON'' S. COATS. THEN THEY TRIED TO NAIL THE.
RESTROOM DOOR SHUT AS WELL AS REPAINT OVER THE DOORKNOB SO KNOW ONE.
KNEW IT WAS A DOOR.
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>> > > OH, THAT SEEMS SMART TO ME.
>> > > DID THAT WORK? >> > > NO. AND THEN THEY TOOK PLACE MY DESKTOP COMPUTER TO SHOT TO ORDER A NEW COMMODE ON.
AMAZON PRIME. >> > > AFTER THAT THEY G-CHATTED A PERSON.
NAMED “” MEGHAN''” S MAMA” AS WELL AS CLAIMED, “” IT TOOK PLACE ONCE MORE. MUCH LIKE IN CHURCH BUT WORSE.” >>” > > APPEARANCE, YOU GUYS, WHOEVER DID. THIS, SIMPLY STEP FORWARD. WE ' RE ALL ADULTS RIGHT HERE. EVERY PERSON GETS A DURATION. AND ALL OF US OBTAIN IT THE SAME MEANS. 2 STRONG WEEKS TAPERED WITH A WEEK ON EITHER SIDE. CRAMPS, MEDICAL FARTS, FIERCE SEX-RELATED HALLUCINATIONS.
>> > > WE REQUIREMENT MARK HARMON HONESTLY.
>> > > OKAY, APPEARANCE, GIRLS, BELOW ' S THE. FACT. I SPOKE TO MY INSURER. AND WE'' RE LOOKING AT $10,000 IN DAMAGE. AND I ACTUALLY REQUIRED TO BE ABLE TO TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED. SO WHOEVER DID IT, I HOPE WOULD FEEL SAFE SUFFICIENT TO TELL ME.
>> > > COME ON, YOU GUYS, JUST TELL THE WARM PAPA THAT YOUR DURATION.
BROKE HIS WHOLE HOUSE. >> > > MEGHAN, CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU.
ALONE? >> > > HOW CAN I AID?
>> > > I WISHED TO PROVIDE YOU An OPPORTUNITY AWAY FROM EVERYONE ELSE. EXISTS ANYTHING YOU THAT WANT TO TELL ME?
>> > > I BELIEVE WE NEED TO BE WITH EACH OTHER.
>> > > NO, NO, >> NO. > > I PLANNED IT OUT. THE NEXT 6 YEARS YOU BE WITH YOUR WIFE. I MOST LIKELY TO UNIVERSITY AS WELL AS LEARN MATTERS. AND AFTER THAT COLUMBUS DAY WEEKEND FRESHMAN YEAR, I GET HOME, WE.
BANG. >> > > NO. MEGHAN, APPEARANCE, I OFFER UP. >> > > DELAY, I HAVE TO CONFESS.
SOMETHING.I FLUSHED THE
PAD. I'' M TERRIFIED OF TAMPONS. I'' M SORRY.
>> > > DELAY, I LIKEWISE FLUSHED A PAD. >> > > I DID TOO.
>> > > AND I FLUSHED LOTS OF, MANY PADS. TODAY, YESTERDAY, THE DAY BEFORE THAT AS WELL AS DAILY FOR A WEEK.
AND A HALF. >> > > WOW! THANKS MEN FOR YOUR SINCERITY. >> > > MEGHAN, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU.
WANT TO SAY? >> > > NO, THERE IS NOT.
>> > > OK, GIRLS, ENJOY. I'' M CERTAIN WHATEVER WILL CERTAINLY BE.
OKAY. OK.
>> > > THANKS MR. MINNIEHAM. [CRASHING]