Sleepover - SNL
Sleepover - SNL
Sleepover - SNL
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK. DADDY ALERT, FATHER ALERT.
[MIMICING ALARM] HI, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR
REST OVER. I DON'' T WANT TO SINGLE ANYBODY
OUT OR EMBARRASS ANYONE. BUT SOMETHING OCCURRED UPSTAIRS.
>> > > THE PIZZA CAME? >> > > NO, NO'. IT ' S A LITTLE VARIOUS. IT'' S DIFFICULT TO DISCUSS. BUT AS A PARENT I COUNT ON COMMON RESPECT. SO WE'' LL SIMPLY TALK AS ADULTS. O.K.? > > O.K.. IT RESEMBLES SOMEBODY TRIED TO FLUSH A SANITARY NAPKIN, PAD, KIND OF A BIG ONE, IN OUR UPSTAIRS BATHROOM. >> > > DADDY, WHOA! IS THE BATHROOM BROKEN? >> > > IT IS. THE PAD OBTAINED STUCK. WE DON'' T HAVE A BETTOR IN THERE. SO I THINK WHOEVER ATTEMPTED TO
FLUSH IT UTILIZED THE TOILET PAPER STAND TO TRY TO PUSH IT DOWN. AS WELL AS THEN THEY PLACE IN A GREAT DEAL OF PAPER TO KIND OF BLANKET IT WHICH MADE IT OVER CIRCULATION PRETTY POOR.
>> >
Sleepover - SNL
>> > OH, NO. > > YEAH, AFTER THAT I BELIEVE THEY ATTEMPTED TO AIR DUCT TAPE IT SHUT. IT TRIGGERED WATER TO KIND OF EXPLODE UP FROM IT RIGHT INTO THE LIGHT OUTLET WHICH TRIGGERED AN ELECTRICAL SHOCK. HI THERE, IN WHICH'' S MEGHAN? >> > I WEAR ' T KNOW. SHE WENT UPSTAIRS LIKE AN HOUR AGO. >> > > HI, MEGHAN
>>. > > I WAS SIMPLY HAVING A TALK WITH THE GIRLS, DUE TO THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY ATTEMPTED TO FLUSH A PAD AND BROKE THE TOILET.
>> > > WOW! THAT ' S SICK. WHOEVER DID THAT, THAT'' S RATHER SICK. I'' M GOING TO VISIT
Sleepover - SNL
Sleepover - SNL
>> BED. > > NO, NO, NO, NO. NO, WE ' RE SIMPLY GOING TO REMAIN AND ALSO ATTEMPT TO ASSEMBLE WHAT
OCCURRED. >> > > WELL, THAT STINKS. WHOEVER DID THAT, THAT'' S An ENIGMA. WE GOT TO GET MARK HARMON IN BELOW TO FIGURE THIS OUT. FROM “” NCIS.” >>” > > WELL,'I ' M SIMPLY WISHING AMONG YOU WILL STEP FORWARD? >> > WELL, IT'' S NOT ME, YOU KNOW? I TIN ' T WEAR PADS ' CAUSE I DO> LITTLE THONGS. > > OK, NO, WE'DON ' T NEED ALL THE DETAILS.
>> > > YEP, YEP,'I ' M TAMPONS.IT ' S EASY. YOU LUBE THEM UP, STRING FIRST DOWN THE CRAW.
>> > > YOU DON ' T NEED TO CONFIRM IT. >> > > YES, YOU KNOW, I '
M NO MARK HARMON. BUT I THINK IT WAS PROBABLY STEPHANIE. SHE GOT BIG BOOBS, SO SHE PROBABLY PUTS ON BIG PADS. >> > > NO, I PUT ON ' T.
>> > > O.K., LET ' S NOT IMPLICATE PEOPLE. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ATTEMPTED TO TAKE IN THE WATER WITH EVERYBODY'' S. COATS. THEN THEY TRIED TO NAIL THE.
BATHROOM DOOR SHUT AS WELL AS PAINT OVER THE DOORKNOB SO KNOW ONE.
KNEW IT WAS A DOOR. >> > > OH, THAT SOUNDS CLEVER TO ME.
>> > > DID THAT FUNCTION? >> > > NO. AND ALSO AFTER THAT THEY TOOK PLACE MY DESKTOP COMPUTER TO TRY TO ORDER A NEW TOILET ON.
AMAZON PRIME. >> > > AFTER THAT THEY G-CHATTED A PERSON.
NAMED “” MEGHAN''” S MOTHER” AND CLAIMED, “” IT TOOK PLACE ONCE AGAIN. SIMILAR TO IN CHURCH BUT WORSE.” >>” > > APPEARANCE, YOU GUYS, WHOEVER DID. THIS, JUST STEP FORWARD. WE ' RE ALL GROWNUPS RIGHT HERE. EVERYONE OBTAINS A DURATION. AND MOST OF US GET IT SIMILARLY. 2 STRONG WEEKS TAPERED WITH A WEEK ON EITHER SIDE. CRAMPS, MEDICAL FARTS, TERRIBLE SEX-RELATED HALLUCINATIONS.
>> > > WE DEMAND MARK HARMON HONESTLY.
>> > > OKAY, APPEARANCE, GIRLS, HERE ' S THE. FACT. I SPOKE WITH MY INSURER. AND WE'' RE LOOKING AT $10,000 IN DAMAGE. AND I TRULY REQUIRED TO BE ABLE TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. SO WHOEVER DID IT, I REALLY HOPE WOULD FEEL SAFE ENOUGH TO TELL ME.
>> > > COME ON, YOU GUYS, JUST TELL THE WARM DADDY THAT YOUR PERIOD.
BROKE HIS ENTIRE RESIDENCE. >> > > MEGHAN, CANISTER I SPEAK TO YOU.
ALONE? >> > > HOW CONTAINER I HELP?
>> > > I WANTED TO GIVE YOU An OPPORTUNITY FAR FROM EVERYONE ELSE. EXISTS ANYTHING YOU THAT INTEND TO TELL ME?
>> > > I THINK WE MUST BE TOGETHER.
>> > > NO, NO, >> NO. > > I INTENDED IT OUT. THE NEXT 6 YEARS YOU BE WITH YOUR WIFE. I GO TO UNIVERSITY AND LEARN THINGS. AND AFTERWARDS COLUMBUS DAY WEEKEND FRESHMAN YEAR, I GET HOME, WE.
BANG.
>> > > NO. MEGHAN, APPEARANCE, I OFFER UP. >> > > WAIT, I NEED TO CONFESS.
SOMETHING. I FLUSHED THE PAD. I'' M TERRIFIED OF TAMPONS. I'' M SORRY.
>> > > WAIT, I ALSO FLUSHED A PAD. >> > > I DID TOO.
>> > > AND I FLUSHED LOTS OF, LOTS OF PADS. TODAY, YESTERDAY, THE DAY PRIOR TO THAT AND EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK.
AND A HALF. >> > > WOW! THANK YOU PEOPLE FOR YOUR HONESTY. >> > > MEGHAN, EXISTS ANYTHING YOU.
WOULD LOVE TO SAY? >> > > NO, THERE IS NOT.
>> > > OK, GIRLS, HAVE A GOOD TIME. I'' M SURE EVERYTHING WILL CERTAINLY BE.
OKAY. O.K..
>> > > MANY THANKS MR. MINNIEHAM. [CRASHING]