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KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK. PAPA ALERT, DAD ALERT.
[COPYING ALARM] HI, SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR
SLEEP OVER. I PUT ON'' T WISH TO SINGLE ANYONE
OUT OR EMBARRASS ANY INDIVIDUAL. BUT SOMETHING HAPPENED UPSTAIRS.
>> > > THE PIZZA CAME? >> > > NO, NO'. IT ' S A LITTLE DIFFERENT. IT'' S TOUGH TO DISCUSS. BUT AS A MOMS AND DAD I COUNT ON MUTUAL REGARD. SO WE'' LL SIMPLY TALK AS ADULTS. O.K.? > > O.K.. IT RESEMBLES SOMEBODY ATTEMPTED TO FLUSH A SANITARY PAD, PAD, TYPE OF A BIG ONE, IN OUR UPSTAIRS BATHROOM. >> > > FATHER, WHOA! IS THE BATHROOM BROKEN? >> > > IT IS. THE PAD GOT STUCK.WE DON ' T HAVE A PLUNGER IN THERE. SO I THINK WHOEVER TRIED TO
FLUSH IT MADE USE OF THE BATHROOM TISSUE STAND TO SHOT TO PUSH IT DOWN. AND AFTERWARDS THEY PLACE IN A LOT OF PAPER TO SORT OF BLANKET IT WHICH MADE IT OVER FLOW PRETTY NEGATIVE.
>> > > OH, NO >>. > > YEAH, AFTER THAT I ASSUME THEY TRIED TO AIR DUCT TAPE IT SHUT.IT CAUSED WATER TO KIND OF BLOW UP UP OUT OF IT INTO THE LIGHT OUTLET WHICH TRIGGERED AN ELECTRICAL SHOCK.
HELLO, IN WHICH ' S MEGHAN? > > I DON ' T KNOW. SHE WENT UPSTAIRS LIKE AN HOUR AGO. > > HI, MEGHAN. > > I WAS JUST HAVING A TALK WITH THE WOMEN, SINCE SOMEONE ATTEMPTED TO FLUSH A PAD AND BROKE THE COMMODE. > > WOW! THAT ' S SICK. WHOEVER DID THAT, THAT '
>> S PRETTY UNWELL. I ' M GOING TO HEAD TO BED. >> > > NO, NO, NO, NO'. NO, WE ' RE SIMPLY GOING TO STAY AND ATTEMPT TO ITEM WITH EACH OTHER WHAT
TAKEN PLACE. >> > > WELL, THAT HAS AN ODOR. ANYONE WHO DID THAT, THAT'' S An ENIGMA. WE GOT TO OBTAIN MARK HARMON IN BELOW TO FIGURE THIS OUT. FROM “” NCIS.” >>” > > WELL,'I ' M JUST WISHING ONE OF YOU WILL COME ONWARD? >> > WELL, IT'' S NOT ME, YOU KNOW? I CAN ' T WEAR PADS ' CAUSE I DO> LITTLE THONGS. > > OKAY, NO, WE'DON ' T NEED ALL THE DETAILS.
>> > > YEP, YEP,'I ' M TAMPONS.IT ' S EASY. YOU LUBE THEM UP, STRING FIRST DOWN THE GULLET.
>> > > YOU PUT ON ' T NEED TO PROVE IT. >> > > YES, YOU RECOGNIZE, I '
M NO MARK HARMON. BUT I THINK IT WAS PROBABLY STEPHANIE. SHE GOT BIG BOOBS, SO SHE PROBABLY USES BIG PADS. >> > > NO, I PUT ON ' T.
>> > > OKAY, LET ' S NOT IMPLICATE PEOPLE. IT RESEMBLES THEY ATTEMPTED TO SOAK UP THE WATER WITH EVERY PERSON'' S. COATS. AFTER THAT THEY TRIED TO NAIL THE.
SHOWER ROOM DOOR SHUT AND PAINT OVER THE DOORKNOB SO KNOW ONE.
KNEW IT WAS A DOOR. >> > > OH, THAT APPEARS CLEVER TO ME.
>> > > DID THAT WORK? >> > > NO. AND AFTER THAT THEY TOOK PLACE MY DESKTOP COMPUTER TO SHOT TO ORDER A NEW BATHROOM ON.
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>> > > AFTER THAT THEY G-CHATTED A PERSON.
NAMED “” MEGHAN''” S MOM” AND SAID, “” IT HAPPENED AGAIN. SIMILAR TO IN CHURCH BUT WORSE.” >>” > > APPEARANCE, YOU GUYS, WHOEVER DID. THIS, JUST COME ONWARD. WE ' RE ALL GROWNUPS RIGHT HERE. EVERYBODY GETS A PERIOD. AS WELL AS ALL OF US OBTAIN IT SIMILARLY. 2 SOLID WEEKS TAPERED WITH A WEEK ON EITHER SIDE. CRAMPS, MEDICAL FARTS, TERRIBLE SEX-RELATED HALLUCINATIONS.
>> > > WE DEMAND MARK HARMON HONESTLY. >> > > OKAY, APPEARANCE, GIRLS, HERE ' S THE. TRUTH. I TALKED WITH MY INSURANCE PROVIDER. AS WELL AS WE'' RE LOOKING AT $10,000 IN DAMAGES. AS WELL AS I TRULY REQUIRED TO BE ABLE TO LET THEM KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. SO ANYONE WHO DID IT, I WISH WOULD FEELING SAFE ENOUGH TO TELL ME.
>> > > COME ON, YOU GUYS, JUST INFORM THE HOT FATHER THAT YOUR PERIOD.
BROKE HIS ENTIRE HOME. >> > > MEGHAN, CANISTER I SPEAK TO YOU.
ALONE? >> > > HOW CANISTER I AID?
>> > > I WISHED TO OFFER YOU A CHANCE FAR FROM EVERYONE ELSE. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU THAT NEED TO TELL ME?
>> > > I THINK WE OUGHT TO BE TOGETHER.
>> >
>> > NO, NO, NO. > > I PLANNED IT OUT. THE NEXT 6 YEARS YOU BE WITH YOUR OTHER HALF. I MOST LIKELY TO UNIVERSITY AS WELL AS LEARN THINGS. AND AFTER THAT COLUMBUS DAY WEEKEND BREAK FRESHMAN YEAR, I GET HOME, WE.
BANG. >> > > NO. MEGHAN, APPEARANCE, I GIVE UP. >> > > DELAY, I NEED TO CONFESS.
SOMETHING. I FLUSHED THE PAD. I'' M TERRIFIED OF TAMPONS. I'' M SORRY.
>> > > DELAY, I ALSO PURGED A PAD. >> > > I DID TOO.
>> > > AND ALSO I FLUSHED LOTS OF, LOTS PADS. TODAY, YESTERDAY, THE DAY PRIOR TO THAT AND ALSO DAILY FOR A WEEK.
AND A FIFTY PERCENT. >> > > WOW! THANK YOU PEOPLE FOR YOUR SINCERITY. >> > > MEGHAN, EXISTS ANYTHING YOU.
WOULD LOVE TO SAY? >> > > NO, THERE IS NOT.
>> > > OK, GIRLS, HAVE FUN.I ' M CERTAIN EVERYTHING WILL CERTAINLY BE.
OK. OKAY.
>> > > THANKS MR. MINNIEHAM. [COLLAPSING]